WHATíS IN A NAME
By Dean Beaty 2/18/06
(for Ann Marieís new baby girl)
The word is out, but itís nothing new.
I hear they call her, Sally Sue.
With four brothers that run about,
Sheíll be spoiled without a doubt.
Her nameís not really Sally Sue.
A name like that would never do.
It doesnít rhyme with Miss. Moroney
Like Bony Moroney or even Toni.
Thatís why Iím here to help things out.
Weíll find a name the boys can shout.
How Ďbout Moni, Joni, or Joani.
Those names are good, not oneís a phony
And easier to spell that Johnathon.
Itís like writing a marathon.
Something short with punch and mirth.
Thatís my advise for what itís worth.